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"What Do You Want Me To Say About Slavery?"

A Timeline of Trump Litigation in 2024

#SpecialMilitaryOperation: Berlin

Back Home, Catching My Breath

#SpecialMilitaryOperation: Brussels

Trump's Trial Era—Audio Version: Episode 4

Paris, Paris, What Are a Boy and His Laser to Do?

Trump's Trial Era—Audio Version: Episode 3

I Met Umbrella Man!

Special Military Operation: Shame on Congress

An Actual Experiment in Democracy Protection

Trump's Trial Era—Audio Version: Episode 2

Trump's Trial Era—Audio Version: Episode 1

Special Military Operation: Congress

Kissinger Was Overrated, Tonight's Congress SMO Tonight is Not

The Lighting of the Great Chicken of Gainesville

Today on #DogShirtTV: "Beyond the Wall" With Katja Hoyer

Upcoming #DogShirtTVs and Additional Benjamin Witteses

Special Military Operation Failure

Who's the Asshole?

Dog Shit Daily

One World, One Time: A Modest Proposal

How to Tell If You're a Left Anti-Semite: A Checklist

The Russians Fire Lasers Back at Me

The Magic Chair Stood Vacant

Watching Good Police Work Down South

A Train Ride South

Sexy Calendars of Homeless Men

Back in the Saddle—Sort Of

Tonight: Beverly Gage on "G-Man"

How Not to Respond to a Terrorist Attack

The Game Theory of a Vacant Speakership

We Need to Talk About Kevin

FAQ: So You're Considering a Bribery Scheme With a Foreign Government

The Russians Say that #SpecialMilitaryOperations are Illegal Under International Law

A Memo to the Ottawa Police

Will Saletan on "The Corruption of Lindsey Graham"

"Defy God; Indulge Your Sins"

Embarrassing

#DogShirtTV Launches as Posters Get Vandalized

#DogShirtTV Launches this Evening: Sean Mirski

Ever Heard of a Klipspringer?

Guess Who's Coming to Brookings Next Week

Projecting at the Ukrainian Embassy's Independence Day Reception

Check Out Who's Doing Road Work in DC Now

Announcing #DogShirtTV: #BookShirts

"Licensed and Certified"

The Posters Are Back: Wanna Fuck With Them?

An Acting Beast Master Has Been Appointed

Selfies With Alligator

New Posters, a Putin-Kim Meeting, and Progress in the Counteroffensive

On Ukrainian Independence Day a Few Days Late

Masks, Bras, Diesel Fried Chicken, and Gray Wolves

Back to the Trump Trials and Tribulations

Get Yer ERAS Tour Video Heeya!

Special Military Operation: Reykjavik

The ERAS Tour: #SpecialMilitaryOperation: Oslo

The ERAS Tour: #SpecialMilitaryOperation: Stockholm

The ERAS Tour: A Virtual #SpecialMilitaryOperation and a Live One

The ERAS Tour: A Legal Theory for Finnish and Swedish #SpecialMilitaryOperations

The Eras Tour: #SpecialMilitaryOperation: Tallinn

A Morning in Tallinn; An Afternoon in Narva

"You Oughta Be in Pictures"

The ERAS Tour: A Lawfare Day in Helsinki

The ERAS Tour: #SpecialMilitaryOperation: Helsinki Broken Up By Finnish Police

The ERAS Tour Begins

Happy World Lion Day

The Russian Embassy in Finland Has a Lot of Positive Reviews on Google Maps

Edited Video of #SpecialMilitaryOperation: Titov

Read With Me: The Jan. 6 Indictment

Nitika Titov Does My Portrait

"No Foreskin, No Peace!"

Trump Faces Justice

Announcing #SpecialMilitaryOperation: Nikita Titov and #LordLaser's ERAS Tour

A Preview of #SpecialMilitaryOperation: Nikita Titov

A #BeastOfTheDay Extravagance

My Twitter Account Came Back

An Important Speech at Brookings

A Plov Fundraiser, a Dog Shirt Breakthrough, Blooming Sunflowers, and a Chicken Riding a Roomba

I Guess I Was Wrong—Probably

Can We Identify the Trump Indictment Timeline?

The Algorithm Knows Me; It Knows Me Not

Thoughts on the Barbie Movie

A Sunflower Field

500 Days of War: A Laser Lecture

The Sunflowers are Starting to Bloom

Why Can't Anyone Post Lawfare Content to Twitter?

Human Rights Abuses in ... Switzerland

The New York Times Headline Writers Were Full of Dumb Questions Today

The Russian Ambassador Responds to #SpecialMilitaryOperations

A Most Unusual Fourth of July

Wild Turkeys, the Midnight Sun, and a Ukrainian July 4

Eco Homo

A New Special Military Operation is Born

Check Out Lawfare 3.0

Last Night at the Russian Embassy

A Lot of Cool Lawfare Content

A Project on Authoritarian Thought

An Update on My Plans for World Domination

For Your Binge Listening Pleasure

On Stoned Swans and Additional Witteses

Take Me Out to the Congressional Ballgame

Putin Khuylo!

Read With Me: US v. Donald Trump

Re-Indicted and it Feels So Good

BOOM!!!

Trump's Indictment is Imminent

Stepping on Robert Hanssen's Works

Republican Voters and Ukraine

The Great Republican Inferiority Complex

Some Interesting Polling Data

The Russian Embassy to Iceland is Very Upset

We're All Evolving into Crabs

#SunflowerPlanting at the #GatesOfHell

Special Military Operation: #SunflowerPlanting at the #GatesOfHell

More Questions, More Answers

Wherein We Answer All The Questions

"Negotiate With Our Hostage"

Lawfare Hacking Class Now Public

Let's Plant Sunflowers

Read With Me: Chap. 8 of the Jan. 6 Committee Report

Wherein We Hit a Snag

“You Gotta Resign, Bro”

A Laser Poem Projected on the Russian Embassy

The $25,000 Question

Can Biden Nuke the Debt Ceiling?

A #BeastOfTheDay Retraction

Defect and Repent!

#SpecialMilitaryOperation: Victory Day

Flowers, Weird Dall-E Content Policies, and Goslings

Irving Berlin and I Should Work Together More Often

Boys Be Not Proud

Have You Ever Seen a Kangaroo Foot?

Notes From Twitter Jail, Part V

Time for Some Game Theory

Notes From Twitter Jail, Part IV

The New Instagram Glam Shot

A Cool New Lawfare Collaboration

Retaliatory Gestures

The Proud Boys Case Goes to the Jury

What I Learned Today at My Favorite Conference

Can We Create Poll Art Together?

Special Military Operation: Can't Get Rid of Me that Easily

Three New Custom Gobos

"It's Almost Like the Russians Don't Negotiate in Good Faith"

What Do Rihanna, the Hollies, and the Searchers Have in Common?

The Russians Attack a #SpecialMilitaryOperation With Umbrellas

Special Military Operation: Just Being Annoying

Notes from Twitter Jail, Part III

Lawfare Joins Substack

Substack Notes

There's a Moose Loose in a Hospital

On Handcrafting Gobos with Metal Clay and Crushed Glass

Notes From Twitter Jail, Part II

Notes from Twitter Jail, Part I

“Let’s Arraign Mr. Trump”

A Rat Made Entirely of Meat

A Special Military Operation Without Twitter

Special Military Operation: Map of Ukraine

My Twitter Account Has Been Suspended

Oh, Just Shut Up About the Trump Indictment!

A Conversation on AI Trust and Safety

Lisa Monaco Speaks at #Verify2023

And the Shitposting Champion is Scott Shapiro!

Who Will Take the #ShitPostOff2023 Trophy?

Bakhmut Stabilizes; the Israeli Government Teeters

The Vox Populi Can Bite Me

#DogShirtDaily Gets a Letter to the Editor

Another Day Without a Trump Indictment

Eleven People Who Won't Be Indicted Tomorrow

Ever Been to a Cave Church?

Stained Glass Windows of the Ottoman 16th Century

On Vacation

A Mummy is His "Spiritual Girlfriend"

The Havana Syndrome Mystery Deepens

The 702 Reauthorization Battle Begins

A Twitter Exchange with American Airlines...

A Weekend of Righteous Mischief

A Year of War: A Laser Essay

The Secretary General's Foolish Nonsense

A Preview of Special Military Operation: February 24

Piggies, Chinese Restaurants and the Lincoln Assassination Plot, and Lethargic Alligators

Happy Presidents Day

Give War a Chance!

A Contested Match at Last

The #BeastOfTheDay Gets Fed to a Solomon Island Spiny Monitor

I Shall Name Her Himar

A "Roster" of Possible Indictees

The Bracket is Complete

#ShitPostOff2023: The Seeding

The Day The Sun Broke

The National Shitpost-Off Bracket

A Subpoena for Pence

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The State of the Union as Seen Through My Twitter Feed

I Hate the State of the Union Address

Neanderthals Get a Bad Rap

RIP LAP

The News According to Dall-E 2

Manischewitz For the Win

The Dog Shirt Revolution Has Begun

#DogShirtNoLongerQuiteDaily

A Weird Collection of Stuff with No Theme

Read With Me: Chap. 7 of the Jan. 6 Committee Report

Even the Donors Are Fake

Animal Shirt Chic

The Trap Facebook Set for Itself

You Don't Matter. Quit.

From #LordLaser Skunk Works

What Will We Learn Tuesday in Fulton County?

Should I Wear a Dog Shirt to Class?

The Longest Place Name in the World

They Murdered the #BeastOfTheDay.

I Refuse to Be Stored in a Sack

Should the San Antonio Zoo Name a Roach After Ric Grenell?

Apple Keeps Making "Memories" for Me

A Column in 10 Poll Questions About Social Media

Read With Me: Chap. 6 of the Jan. 6 Committee Report

Carrying a Studio With Me

Stop Calling Crimes "Excesses"

A Short and Sweet Dog Shirt Daily

The Yurt of Invincibility

I Lied

The Wrong Man for the Wrong Job

Alem Kent's Special Military Operation

My Day in Four Pictures

An Investigation Led By Jim Jordan

Read With Me: Chap. 5 of the Jan. 6 Committee Report

Special Military Operation: Washing Machine

Speaker Dead Man Walking

Today's #BeastOfTheDay is a Spherical Frog

I Had a Better Day Than Kevin McCarthy Did

Is Adam Kinzinger Still a Congressman?

Read With Me: Chap. 4 of the Jan. 6 Committee Report

You Can't Land an Airplane

New Year's Wishes