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Notes from Twitter Jail, Part III

Wherein Twitter asks for customer service feedback on my execution.

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Benjamin Wittes
Apr 13, 2023
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Good Afternoon.

Could I tell you about my experience reaching out to Twitter Support on Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 7:04 PM.

Ah, Twitter!

That’s a little bit like asking the severed head in the basket of the guillotine whether he has customer service feedback for the guy in the black hood.

And I’m not sure what button to press.

On the one hand, I am “Not At …

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