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It was one of those days

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Benjamin Wittes
Sep 06, 2023
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Good Evening:

It was two days after Donald Trump’s inauguration, and I was feeling punchy in my depression and fear for the state of American democracy. The alligator was there. He was large. But he didn’t seem threatening. He was just sunning himself. Besides, I was there too and didn’t feel like moving. I was really just sunning myself too.

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