The winner of #ShitPostOff2023 defeats the top-seeded entrant in dramatic fashion.
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It's up to the voters to decide
And the #BeastOfTheDay is not a Lumbar Pillow
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A vegetable will never be the #BeastOfTheDay
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Plus beasts eating other beasts
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Just like every other day since the dawn of time.
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And nine stone faces from an ancient city
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How about one with ancient paintings on the walls?
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They require no words.
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Dog shirts will not be daily over the next two weeks.
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It's that kind of Thursday
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And a Trump indictment under a seal.
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