The National Shitpost-Off Bracket

A competition whose time has come

Benjamin Wittes

Feb 11, 2023

∙ Paid

Good Evening.

A specter is haunting American—the specter of the National Shitpost-Off.

It’s happening, people. The time is now.

The following are the rules of the National Shitpost-Off—a bracket competition of Twitter’s best shitposters, nominated by their friends and enemies alike. Some of the competitors are willing participants. Some are not. Some may …

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