Ever Heard of a Klipspringer?
Neither had I. Also, it's Rosh Hashanah.
Happy New Year.
It being Rosh Hashanah, let’s start with the Unetaneh Tokef, the ancient piece of High Holidays liturgy that has to be the world’s dourest New Year’s meditation:
On Rosh Hashanah it is inscribed, and on Yom Kippur it is sealed—how many shall pass away and how many shall be born, who shall live and who shall die, who in good time, and who b…