I Shall Name Her Himar

13 lbs, 12,000 lumens, and powered by hatred of the russian diplomatic presence in my city.

Good Evening.

I arrived home this evening after two days teaching in Boston to an exciting note on my door from Fedex. The good folks at the shipping company had a package for me that required my signature and that couldn’t be left on my stoop.

Excited, I rushed over to the local Fedex office to pick it up. Inside was this handsome lady. She is small but…