What to Expect When You Are Expecting Michael Cohen
Trump New York Trial Diary, Entry #16
Good Morning:
My first ever sunflower airlift rescue occurred this weekend. All of the sunflowers have all been moved to a new safe house at an undisclosed location. There were no casualties in the operation.
I am hoping for news shortly from our ACLU friends, who represent the sunflowers in their quest to be planted across the street from the #GatesOfHell.
In the meantime, the sunflowers are safe.
Today’s #BeastOfTheDay, nominated and filmed by the very estimable Janet Wittes, are these folks:
Trump Trial Diary, May 13, 2024
It’s Michael Cohen day at the New York Trump trial. In a bit less than hour, court will begin. I expect a few preliminaries—maybe involving an appearance by Allen Weisselberg, maybe not—and then the rest of the day will be all Cohen.
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