The Strangest Thing Just Flew By My Window

I don't want to shoot machine guns, but thanks.

Good Evening:

The strangest things fly by your hotel window in Miami Beach, Florida

Let me start this evening’s dog shirt with an important #BeastOfTheDay correction. As a number of alert readers have pointed out, the photograph of the #BeastOfTheDay in my last dog shirt was not, in fact, a hedgehog. It was a porcupine. The #BeastMaster offers his most si…