The Service I Expect

A warning to Uber drivers: This is what it takes to get five stars from me.

Good Morning.

I spent yesterday in Ramallah, the de facto Palestinian capital in the West Bank, and I returned to my hotel in the evening expecting to work out, post #DogShirtDaily, and listen to an episode of The Aftermath that we are finishing up.

A few minutes after I arrived, there was a knock on the door from room service. Having not ordered any roo…