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Oh my freakin’ God. You guys are so gullible.

I am relieved to see that voter turnout in this push poll that

EJ Wittes
all but labeled as such was low. But sheesh! You folks would acquit a parent-murderer who pleaded that he was an orphan.

Let’s review the facts here—none of them contested by the accused:

  • EJ let an orange, which had fallen behind his dresser, rot for weeks until a positively Biblical swarm of fruit flies emerged from his room in a murmuration that darkened the skies.

  • He withheld from his increasingly perplexed family that he was aware that the source of the flies was in his room.

  • He did this even as he moved out of his room so as to be minimally inconvenienced by the plague.

  • Even as a guest was sipping Drosophila-infused Scotch while being assaulted by a writhing mass of flying insects, EJ chose to play dumb about what was going on rather than to say to his father, “I think it’s coming from my room.”

Innocent, my ass.

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Anthropic’s announcement that their AI system has triggered this new risk level carries three important implications. First, Anthropic crossing this threshold suggests that many other AI developers will soon follow suit because the means of training such a system is accessible enough and well-understood. Second, other Western developers cannot be counted upon to take the same level of precautions as Anthropic did—either in testing or applying risk mitigations to their system—because, in the absence of federal or state safety mandates, society is relying on purely voluntary safety practices. Third, the international scale of anti-proliferation for powerful AI systems will require even more than just domestic safety testing regulation (though that would be a good start). The world isn’t yet ready to head off the risks of these systems, and it might be running out of time.

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