I Couldn't Get OpenAI's Chatbot to Hate Jews

I really did try.

Good Evening.

Today’s Dog Shirt Daily comes to you from somewhere over the Gulf of St. Lawrence. The Atlantic Ocean looms before my flight after we skate over Newfoundland.

I am currently on my way to Israel. The flight is long. The internet is spotty. I am wearing an emu shirt. Emu shirt days are special. If that’s not intuitively obvious, don’t ask. I …