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An Open Letter to the Russian Ambassador

Yeah, I wrote one

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Benjamin Wittes
Sep 12, 2024
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Good Evening:

Every one of these plants is now under the protection of #LordLaser and #LadyLaser

I got pissed off today.

I know it’s a supposed to be a joyous day because Kamala Harris feasted on the flesh of Donald Trump last night and all that. And it is.

But I drove by the Polonne Sunflower Garden on my way into work today, and I discovered that the las…

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