A Memo to the Ottawa Police
Are light protests against embassies now illegal "mischief" in Canada?
Unless, that is, like Eve Gaumond—who’s co-authoring this dog shirt—you’re in the part of the world where you run into real life Mario kart players on your way to grab your morning coffee and onigiri.
In which case good morning.
Two days ago, I (which is to say Wittes) announced that I was going back to Ottawa with #…